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An illustrated retro-style couple stands against a textured pink background. The woman has shoulder-length auburn hair styled in vintage waves and wears a pale pink dress with delicate embroidery at the neckline. She smiles sweetly while the dark-haired man, dressed in a black suit and white shirt, stands closely behind her with a charming, slightly mischievous expression. Above them, playful text reads: "It started with wine and witty banter. Ended with whipped cream and no regrets."
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
An illustrated retro-style couple stands against a textured pink background. The woman has shoulder-length auburn hair styled in vintage waves and wears a pale pink dress with delicate embroidery at the neckline. She smiles sweetly while the dark-haired man, dressed in a black suit and white shirt, stands closely behind her with a charming, slightly mischievous expression. Above them, playful text reads: "It started with wine and witty banter. Ended with whipped cream and no regrets."
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

Talk Flirty to Me – Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Pop the cork, pour the sass, and let the witty banter fly.

This cotton placemat is for romance readers who believe a little flirtation, some smutty innuendos, and just the right amount of whipped cream can lead to some delicious endings.

Perfect for women who savor steamy reads and stories where no good decision ever starts with "just one glass."

Add this playful piece to your kitchen napkin collection — and don’t forget the whipped cream.

*This is one of four placemats in the "Deliciously Sinful" series.

Placemat Details

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 21657971668362566788

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